1 follower = egg
10-40 followers = hatchling
50-99 followers = baby dragon
100-349 followers = dragon
350-500 followers = still a dragon
501-799 followers = mega dragon
800- 4,999 followers = super hella dragon
5000+ followers = UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTNING AND DEATH
These are the legit numbers.
Dance Dance Reformation, the new party game where you can play as Martin Luther and boogie away corruption in the catholic church
Followed soon after by Dance Dance Restoration, the astonishing sequel that introduces new moves, a new king, and two dozen unlockable mistresses.
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Lupita Nyongo made her feauture film debut in the acclaimed Steve McQueen's “12 Years a Slave”. She has received more than 28 awards and 14 nominations for her striking performance as Patsey.
I didn’t know she had so many. This is truly breathtaking!
Is it better to out-monster the monster or to be quietly devoured?
America’s first female president, brought to you by . . . sexism!
It’s been six years since a heckler yelled “Iron my shirt!” at a Hillary Rodham Clinton campaign event shortly before the New Hampshire primary. Since MSNBC’s Chris Matthews called Clinton “Nurse Ratched” and commented on her “cackle.” And since a guest on Bill O’Reilly’s Fox News show lamented that a female president would be undermined by “PMS and mood swings.”
If Clinton runs again, it’s doubtful that we’ll see the same level of sexist vitriol against her. And that makes me, well, a little sad. If the misogyny flows as freely in 2016 as it did during Clinton’s first presidential run, the Republicans are doomed. They’re already in trouble with female voters, and it wouldn’t take much to erode that standing further. So bring on the Todd Akins, the “life’s a bitch, don’t vote for one” T-shirts, the knee-jerk Hillary haters. This time around, it will only make her stronger.
I love Lupita Nyongo’s Brother
because he literally did
exactly what we would do
if we went to the Oscars
except he did it 220022932 times better.
when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
As we start photographing them in Los Angeles, Winona reveals her extreme fussiness about what she will and will not wear. Leggings she thinks are a bit too daring, and a string of pearls is going more than far enough. She prefers romantic ballgowns and simple black jackets to rocker jackets and sequins. It is obvious that Hollywood’s current darlings are very much in love and not at all ashamed to show it — so much so that Johnny has declared his ardour with a “Winona Forever” tattoo scrawled across his arm. As they waltz in the woods together for their photographs, Winona in a ballgown, Johnny in a damson velvet frock coat, they look like characters from an Oscar Wilde fairy tale. Whoever would have thought that, in 1991, it would be hip to be romantic — but these two most definitely are both.
You’ve got a friend in me.
The truth is, I pretend to be a cynic, but I am really a dreamer who is terrified of wanting something she may never get.
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I need feminism because a senator actually referred to a pregnant woman as a ‘host’.
Not a woman. Not a mother. A ‘host’.
You know what a host is?
It’s the victim of a parasite.
So this pro-life dude just made an argument against his own agenda.
And also, a host?
Fuck that shit.
proving once again that they don’t believe women are humans.
I already saw that on Tumblr.
literally everything (via casualfacestroking)
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do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song
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