Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”
This explains why I’m so stocky
reason #8325786478567289 to love Pink. :)
Happy 35th birthday to Hermione Jean Granger, the brightest witch of her age!
Read as much as you can. Nothing will help you as much as reading.
Photoset reblogged from I don't mean that facetiously I mean that abruptly with 316 notes
Monica Bellucci + Dolce & Gabbana Makeup
you: hey isozyme, what do you want most in this world?
me: project runway AUs in every fandom
shout out to natalie dormer and nicki minaj for both walking a fine line between ‘ethereal princess’ and ‘otherworldly predator’
Straight boys like “lets threesome” but can’t even please one woman
ATTENTION EVERYONE THIS IS THE REALEST SHIT I’VE EVER READ
Just say “sure babe, let’s get another guy in here” and see how quickly they shut down.
Page 1 of 962